Het persagentschap deel 16
18/04
2007
Het persagentschap deel 16
wat ik nu weer lees over de Volvorijder..
http://www.blinman.com/volvos.htm
een paar stukjes:
"Solid metal boxes: heavy on the headlights and the crumple zones. Life preservation is top of the agenda. Life affirmation isn’t even on it. Ladies and gentlemen, this is all you need to know about the Swedes and their automobiles."
"If you’ve bought an ancient Swedish tank for beer money so you can rag the crap out of the thing without it breaking, then you’re OK by me. "
"So why do I hate the things? Consider the styling: If your 5 year old’s drawing of a car looked anything like a Volvo 760, you’d have the kid checked for brain damage. "
"So why do I hate Volvo owners? Because they know damn well that if they if they ram you in your proper car, they’ll live and you’ll die."
"Never forget that Volvos are bought for protection from the outside world. Volvo drivers live their lives beset by the constant terror that somewhere, somebody might be doing something they disapprove of. These people need crumple zones because they are terrified of what other people might do if not adequately controlled."
hij gaat lekker tekeer verder tegen ons maar wel op heel grappige manier.